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And then it hit me: if Jessica is begging for my wisdom, there must be dozens of other hot girl writers who are crying out for my help, too.

Miles, the Sagittarius, regales the party with tales from his trip to East Asia, and questions whether Western medicine is always right.

"If your prognostication about a pending recession proves true, I have faith you’ll be among the few who can still afford bottle service."

Nothing makes a man feel more like a god than putting together a woman’s misshapen pieces and presenting a beautiful picture to post on Instagram.

My baby teeth set in a silver box / A vial of the tears I cried every time he asked me for nudes after I kept saying no

Engage in an almost lyrical conversation about Laura Dern’s early work in Blue Velvet, noting its extreme qualities but necessary rise to canon.

“I was reluctant to try Tinder, too. You never know what weirdos you might find. Anyway, I enjoyed reading my entire dissertation aloud to you."

We accept many forms of currency, including gold bars, silver pesos, and buried treasure, provided it is accompanied by a map.

There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality. / We can’t watch Netflix if you’re already watching Netflix.

Be too into board games, James / Finally say how you really feel, Neil / Act like a slob, Rob / Cut them out of the will, Bill

Both times people were upset about it. / Both assassins used firearms as a method of assassinating. / Thus, both assassinations were really loud.

One especially pleasing development is how Grandpa has started taking responsibility for his actions.