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What was I saying? Oh, when you were talking about racism, I agree with that. Well, sort of. I mean I agree that racism used to exist, which is bad.

Does he sleep between 16-20 hours a day? Does he curl up in a cute little ball in a perfect patch of sunlight to catch some ZZZs?

The Globe Master pulled a tiny globe the size of a McIntosh apple from under his top hat and asked if I wanted to “go for a spin.”

Whatever kind of minority you are, it would be helpful if you could be very visible about your minority status, at least in company photos.

The whole proceeding would benefit from Bachelor-style confessionals. “I don’t care if I was rude. Lindsey has been a bitch to me all day.”

“Article II Looks Good On You” (The Journal of Bizarre Constitutional Arguments, December 2012)

Admittedly, we were shocked when we noticed people who didn't spring for box seats were drowning below us.

My backstory is abuse, the type doesn’t matter. Bullies, a family member, a boyfriend who is so overwhelmingly not in my league.

Nixon Resignation (1974): Oh, Fortuna, the revolutions of your wheel pile even the masters into the muck.

I am simply part of the gym’s existence, like the water fountain and the ambient hip-hop music piped in through invisible speakers.

Aries: You’re no conformist! You’ve accepted that and so should the US government. They haven’t though, so you’ll fake your own death.

At only $117,000 a pop, the Hellfire II™ is perfect for when you need to make a splash without splashing too much cash.