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Umbrella guy controls his own narrative. Whatever secrets lie in wait within his collapsible shield, he’s not telling. His mystique is undeniable.

Very hard to get a hold of. / Rarely available but never disappears forever. / Covered in BBQ sauce.

Oak is a whitecoat-clad stranger who entices a ten-year-old (you) into his lab under the pretense of keeping you safe.

Step 4: Find the Studs Inside the Wall - Use a stud finder for this, and definitely don’t point it at yourself first and say, “Found one!”

Mike [ mahyk ] Pronounced: “my khh” Rhymes with: “yikes!” Common mispronunciations: Matt, Mark How to remember: Mike is short for “open mic night.”

Ferrari Fantasy – A unique blend of Italian leather, capped teeth, micropenis, and snobbiness that will render you speechless.

Listen, I know these struggles are just theoretical for me—but that’s why they’re so easy to argue against!

Deities with this Eldritch Love Language need to hear their bound worshipers verbalize their eternal devotion, with an “I love you” of sorts.

After watching for a month, surviving on nothing but beef jerky and "good vibez," I have begun to understand their culture and how they operate.

He might be stuck inside but this fella is still capable of making dozens of women uncomfortable, from the comfort of his own home!

And before you get skeptical or overthink our business model, this is NOT slave labor repackaged as a benevolent good.

It's got professional grade tortillas, reclaimed shredded cheese, and was folded the same way U.S. Navy Seals do out in battlefield cafeterias.