Less than Emergency Numbers, 912-937
915: Ex has recurring role in formerly favorite TV series 916: Enormous spider in shower
915: Ex has recurring role in formerly favorite TV series 916: Enormous spider in shower
Now when you pop your bones from their sockets so you can scuttle across the floor like a spider, you will be met with clapping instead of screaming.
“Unless you’ve got millions in the bank, any form of routine maintenance is downright unaffordable.”
Phork: This is an eating utensil composed of a traditional fork and a Phil Collins action figure.
After leaving his wife and stumbling out of a piano bar, George Bailey drives into a tree. Or as it’s also known, “The Billy Joel Trifecta.”
I’ve spent years following and grading Mackenzie, and never have I witnessed such an unsurpassed, rare, elite pedigree.
Dec. 2: Gas Station Thursday Dec. 3: Tweet-Storming About Inflation Friday Dec. 4: Belated Turkey Carcass Composting Saturday
- Hebrewka falls so early this year. - Harmonica, the Festival of Lights.
Before the tension in the air makes someone scream, say quietly, "I could tell you, but then—well, you know…"
6. You cannot begin to fathom what you’re supposed to do with the assortment of random parts in the inner pouch.
-Despite it being fairly obvious, your pregnant friend’s wife won’t say who the father of her baby is.
2. (Taylor’s Version) Thou shalt not throw shade on my name or thy will face the wrath of hundreds of vengeful Swifites online.