Activities for an Ambiguously Spring or Winter Day
- Skip. Just, skip. This is the best activity on this list. - It’s freezing again--take that jacket back out of the closet.
Tag: Lists
10 Ways to Get Closer to God, If You’re into That Kind of Thing
Sending Him flowers every once in a while, you ingrate.
Roommates of Famous Poets Update Their Amazon Shopping Lists
Robert Frost: - Horse feed - 5-Hour Energy - Map - Seriously you cannot keep calling me to pick you up in the middle of woods
12 Books You Must Read Before You Can Die
Reading the author's Wikipedia page may have sailed you through book club, but it will not sail you across the river of souls.
Young Wives’ Tales
If you break up with a man, you'll get a text message. If you break up with a woman, you'll get an Edible Arrangement and a Babeland gift card.
Amazon Employees or Worker Ants?
- Sometimes the leader thinks they can fly. - Workers must work as fast as they can with barely any breaks.
Careers Punxsutawney Phil Is Considering Now That Seasons Are Irrelevant
Stock Consultant: Honestly, this feels more helpful than predicting the end of winter anyway.
15 Subdued Alternatives to Harsh Overhead Lighting
- Several Loose Flashlights - One Omni-Seasonal Jack-O-Lantern
A Mad Lib for Declining Social Events in 2022
Thank you so much for inviting me to your ______________ [wedding, dog’s birthday, seance, superspreader BBQ].
Fact About Toddlers or Fact About Tornadoes?
- Formed during a hot summer night in a small Kansas town - The absolute worst and most dangerous place to experience one is inside a motor vehicle
Aging Rock Star Performance Reinstatement Application
If with a group, how many surviving members are there? Of those who are still living, how many look like Keith Richards?
I’m Getting Different Wordles than Everyone Else and It’s Not Going Well
Wordle 187 6/6 SHIRT PANTS CLASH YIKES DRESS AGAIN