The Scientific Order of All Things That Has Not at All Been Affected by My Recent Oil Change
Dust Jiffy Lube Employees Who “Fill Up” Your Wiper Fluid With An Empty Bottle And Charge You $15 Extra Without Asking If You Even Wanted It
Dust Jiffy Lube Employees Who “Fill Up” Your Wiper Fluid With An Empty Bottle And Charge You $15 Extra Without Asking If You Even Wanted It
- You become astonishingly strong when angry. - You can destroy an entire house in seconds.
- Which do you love more: me or your idea of me? - Would you still love me if I were replaced, piece by piece, until nothing of my original self was left?
- Who Really Needs Charging, Me or My Case? The Ongoing Enigma - For the Love of All That is Holy, Please, Clean Me
- An important work of literature is being discussed. You have not read it. - You are mostly silent.
Two Boston brand faux-wood pencil sharpeners: one electric, one battery-operated, both used solely from the years 2000 to 2004.
Spider 8 was banned from Goodreads for her particularly scathing review of Jonathan Franzen’s latest novel.
I thought the mixed berry would pair well with the mix of emotions I had been feeling since my mom married her long-time boyfriend, Alfonso Matrioni.
I’ve never lied about being robbed at gunpoint to avoid admitting to pissing in some bushes outside of a western Rio de Janeiro gas station.
- Loving Big Brother: Why the Government Should Be Spying on Us More - This is a Flammable Stack of Paper
- You're warning me about the grizzly bear in my blind spot. - You're using Morse Code to ask me out on a date.