What Owning Box Seats in Every Baseball Stadium Says About You
St. Louis Cardinals: You can't climax unless it's a 1-0 pitchers' duel.
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New Cat Owner or My Groovy Dad at a Disco Club in the ’70s?
"Jeepers creepers! They're going to scratch the place up!"
Nine Fall Season Shows That Will Make You Wonder “Is My Therapist Pitching Our Sessions to Hulu?”
Can We Talk in My Office Later? Office drama based on a seemingly innocent Friday morning email that potentially holds a much darker meaning.
Words That Mean Totally Different Things on Craigslist Apartment Ads
"Cozy" -- The smallest possible apartment we could legally claim is inhabitable.
Birth Control Brand or White Celebrity Baby Name?
Lyra? Aranelle? Zuma? Kyleena? Gio?
Jane Austen’s Musings and Morals for Living Prosperously in a Fast & Furious World
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in 3,362 pounds of pure American muscle, must be intolerably stupid.
Bumble Dates You Will Go Out With Only Once
Matchbox 20: Things will go great until you ask him about his favorite band.
This Zoom Call Is an Accidental Homage to World Cinema Through the Ages
German Expressionism: Your colleague with a penchant for mugging at the webcam. Every comment elicits in them an exaggerated physical response.
16 Phrases to Avoid to Mask That You Don’t Understand Soccer
“Nobody ever scores.” Dozens of goals have been scored in Soccer, the last of which was in 2006.
What Your Astrological Sign Says About You (Behind Your Back)
Taurus sun is grounded and earthy. I did hear it spreading a rumor that you lied about meeting Joey Fatone though.
Other Days of Awe
The one spring day every year in New York City in which it is neither torrentially sleeting nor 95 degrees and humid.
Possible Results for Your At-Home COVID-19 Antigen Test
Pink circle: You don’t have COVID, but you do have ringworm? Gross.