21 Surprising Facts about the Eight Spiders You Swallowed in Your Sleep Last Year
Spider 8 was banned from Goodreads for her particularly scathing review of Jonathan Franzen’s latest novel.
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The 5 Best Chobani Yogurt Flavors That Helped Me Beat Up My Step-Dad
I thought the mixed berry would pair well with the mix of emotions I had been feeling since my mom married her long-time boyfriend, Alfonso Matrioni.
10 Ways My New Relationship Is Nothing Like the Ryan Lochte Gas Station Scandal of the 2016 Rio De Janeiro Olympics
I’ve never lied about being robbed at gunpoint to avoid admitting to pissing in some bushes outside of a western Rio de Janeiro gas station.
30 Book Titles That Will Make You Want to Burn Your Library Card
- Loving Big Brother: Why the Government Should Be Spying on Us More - This is a Flammable Stack of Paper
The Only Acceptable Reasons for Honking at Me One Third of a Second After the Light Turns Green
- You're warning me about the grizzly bear in my blind spot. - You're using Morse Code to ask me out on a date.
Ten Questions to Ask Your Friend Who’s Feeling Down
Ask them if they've tried that pencil trick to help them smile their way out of stress.
53 Thoughts Sting Has During One of His Eight-Hour Tantric Sex Marathons
- Are fish and chips macrobiotic? Probably not. - Can’t believe scientists can clone a sheep but can’t make fish and chips macrobiotic.
Salad Green or Merciless Historical Figure?
Arugula? Tatsoi? Mihirakula? Tamerlane? Everything on this list is ready to haunt you.
Please Enjoy the New Line of Parenting Books from Target Wellness
"Bitch Mom’s Top Ten Child Rearing Tips and the Cocktails to Pair with Them: with Recipes from the Hit Blog, Bitch Mom Kitch Mom"
Are You Han Solo or a Solo Woman in Your 40s?
- You like to travel and explore places far, far away. - You prefer drinking in bars with a unique atmosphere and diverse characters.
More Accurate Descriptions of Your Facebook “Friends”
- Your uncle’s third ex-wife. - Bullies from the 7th grade whom you like to keep tabs on just in case.
Questions a Pet Owner Asks about Puppy Bath Time or Questions My Showerhead Asks about My Bath Time
Should I be worried that she sometimes sits there with the water spraying her in the face?