Pokémon or Pasta Shape?
- Dedenne - Victini - Boldore
Comedy Writing
Hey Assholes, It’s March, and I Heard You’ve Been Talking Shit
All I wanted to do is continue the progression of time the way it has been going for all of fucking history. But suddenly the pandemic's MY fault?
Are Vaccines Safe? And Other Legitimate Medical Questions From Ordinary People
When I give blood, does the needle the doctors use make a hole in my arm that a ghost could get into?
We Should Hear Thanos Out
Imagine: Taco Bell Cantinas, free of the pressure to appeal to a burgeoning youth market, would once more become—simply—Taco Bells.