U.S. Presidents Order at Starbucks
Ulysses S. Grant: A cup of whole beans--Starbucks Christmas Blend--to eat raw as he squashes his enemies.
Tag: Coffee
We Can’t Open the Cafe Until Someone Comes Up with a Clever Name for Our Wifi Network
You sit down with a macchiato to check Instagram, so you go to join the Wifi, and instead of a clever name, you find yourself logging on to "ATT117x"?
I Warned Them Not to Bother Me Until I Had My Third Cup of Coffee
“It’s not supposed to be funny,” I replied. “It’s a command.” Chad appeared confused.
6 Ways to Save $400 Million Before Age 30 by Budgeting, Smart Saving, and Hitting the Powerball
Through budgeting tweaks and a winning Powerball lottery ticket, you, too, can be living with no debt and $400 million in savings.
On the Dangerous Rise of Oat Milk, From Almond Milk
I had hoped the craze would die out before needing to call an emergency meeting at the alternative milk headquarters, the Portland Trader Joe's.
“Just Send Me a Nudge”: An Eternal Saga
Hope everything's been going well for you! I know it's a little bonkers to keep following up, but you did say to keep nudging, so here I am!
The Great American Yelp Review: Ernest Hemingway’s “The Sun Also Rises”
In one of his more difficult passages, Hemingway suggests that the combination of alcohol and music can result in a fine evening.
Coffee Mate Unveils 2020 Seasonal Flavors
Minty Mask: A light treat with undernotes of chemically treated paper, this is sure to be a crowd pleaser (socially distanced, natch).
It’s Totally Fine That He Didn’t Text Me Back
Alright, let me check my phone. No response? That’s completely cool. I’ll just play with my dog for a little bit.
Starbucks Introduces “New Normal” Seasonal Brews for Apocalyptic Times
Campus Dream — Coming Fall semester, steaming hot espresso with subtle notes of ennui, stale beer and dirty clothes.
I’m Your Iced Coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts and I Am Fully Aware You’re Using Me to Avoid a Visit with Your Gastroenterologist
"Shameless caffeine addiction" just doesn’t cut it. Chances are you’ve also been avoiding your first screening with a gastroenterologist.
The Harper’s Letter by the Guy Whose Favorite Cafe Spot Was “Stolen”
But resistance must not be allowed to harden into its own brand of oppression—which That Jerk sitting in my chair is already exploiting.