This Is an Ordinary Coffee Shop
The tattoos on our baristas do not rub off with a wet rag and those are actually real live septum piercings. If you don’t believe us, give one a tug.
Aria Braswell is an NYC based comedian and writer, who's written for McSweeney's, Belladonna, Sortes, Five on the Fifth, and Dark Recesses Press among others. Her debut novel, Box Girls, released with University of Hell/Limit Zero Press April 2025
The tattoos on our baristas do not rub off with a wet rag and those are actually real live septum piercings. If you don’t believe us, give one a tug.