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My business cards are written on giant chalkboards with a topical joke that changes when I feel like it, and I send all receipts to your email.

Pull your wallet out when paying and flash your cute family photos. Have the last one be a photobooth selfie of you and your Keurig.

Clients call at all hours night and day. / Spend 92% of day negotiating. / Know a lot of stuff but none of it seems to help when clients are crying.

If we don’t come up with an ingenious sign, no one will ever come in, meaning no one will share post shots of our killer foam art.

Before coffee, I’m, like, a zombie feeding on its own, like… brains or whatever, and struggling to complete straightforward zombie analogies.

I was never properly notified of the existence (and have yet to receive a copy) of the complete list of the committee-approved breakfast foods.

Maybe you’ve returned to your normal life and are back at work, arriving to a ghost town at 10 AM, taking a two-hour lunch, and leaving by 3 PM.

Spending the night with your wife is now HAVING A SLEEPOVER WITH YOUR BESTIE. Dinner dates are now EATING WINGS WHILE YOU GOSSIP ABOUT NON-BESTIES.

Darren McCoy, 28, Class of 2013, Has an 8-Year-Old Batman Spec Script No One Has Read.

This residency is fully funded and exists in an alternate universe where the words fully funded do not mean we give you funds.

I’m just a Pumpkin Spice Latte, standing in front of a customer, asking them to love me for more than 55 days a year...

“I don’t want to come off as needy so I’ve been sitting on this text for precisely 72 hours since our last hang.”