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The hordes of out-of-towners who descended upon Walden Pond were told that the Thoreau Fair was a stone’s throw from the thoroughfare.
It's fitting that I never learned how to correctly spell “self-sabatogue.”
The closest I've ever come to participating in an orgy is taking a Zoom call naked.
Ever notice how many dinosaur names sound alike? Who came up with all of them anyway, Thesaurus?
Ideas for improving the Kindle: add the ability to play music, watch movies, lose the whole “reading” thing.
What if Home Alone was just Kevin safeguarding himself against a virus he believed eliminated his family?