By staff writer Casey Freeman
Reports and wisdom from a college grad lamenting the end of dining hall food, forbidden dorm sex, and a complete lack of responsibility.
Article Archives | 2008
2008 – Present
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April 2008
Your First Job: Are You Ready to Sell Out? | 4-14-08
Congratulations on finishing college! You may now begin staring blankly at a computer for 8 hours a day. Every day. Bored to tears.
Drinking is Not a Young Man's Game | 4-7-08
You think you're so cool throwing back with your buddies? Listen here, kiddie, alcohol is nothing new, and you've still got more to learn.
Get ‘Em While They're Hot | 3-31-08
Unless you become rich, famous, or good-looking, never in your life will you have access to hot college girls again. Act fast, limited time offer!