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So a few quick tidbits about where things are. From here your room is left, left, right, right, left, right, left, right.
In the beginning, my friends didn’t want to come over and play, saying that my new games were “weird” and “hard to play” and “haunting.”
Clapping is the least we can do to show our appreciation that we didn’t end up pancaked against the side of a mountain.
You Can Mention Frankie Muniz, But Don’t Harp on It: This feels like an obvious one but it is worth mentioning.
On the off chance that something goes wrong tonight, one bridesmaid is currently secured at an undisclosed location.
I don’t take edits: Hey, you’re a fan of mine. Isn’t this the kind of audacity that drew you to my work in the first place?
I blew my advance on a fully-loaded Bugatti Veyron Linea Viviere (MSRP $2.3 million), as well as a series of bespoke leather shirts.
Our goal is that incoming demons feel terrified and resentful as we prepare them for a dark future of inflicting l pain upon mortals.
If the deer flares its nostrils, it means that when you debut a new outfit, at least two people will notice and compliment you on it.
From the moment that Santa delivered Moo Moo to you under the artificial Christmas tree, Moo has felt smothered.
It’s true that in every other context “primary” means first in order. But words and their ordinary meanings can be misleading.
Not "thinning out." Not "George Costanza-ing." Nope. You're going full-on, sunscreen on your scalp, brain-practically-exposed BALD.