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When my girlfriend walks away, she doesn’t follow her. She stays with me because I’m nurturing and friendly and like, super cool.
I just don’t think I can morally justify knowingly bringing children into a world where their dad would be me.
If we look back to the mistakes, the failures, the death mask grimaces of the asphyxiated faces we’ve left behind, then we’ll never move on.
Are you picturing the powder keg? Think back to the last time you went out to sea and needed to bring a large amount of gunpowder.
You are about to enter another world. It is a world not of matter, but of hilarious practical jokes. It’s a place we like to call… The Prank Zone.
You came here to read a Les Mis-length exposition on a one-step recipe from an expert in rural boho chic.
I have discovered that which can destroy you! Your name, demon! And I know your name… uh… man.
Imagine my horror as I watched Mario and Luigi stuff their pockets without a moment’s thought for their fellow trick-or-treater.
"2 Sound 2 Furious" follows the continued exploits of the Compson family as they compete in underground wagon races.
"What’s your schedule?" Exorcism is a nonstop, 24/6 career and the Devil loves dropping in unannounced, so you’ll want your exorcist on-call.
I was wondering if we could do this another way. Maybe one that doesn’t require rolling on broken glass or literally lighting each other on fire?
You’re young, your hormones are raging. All you want to do is figure out what the shadowy figure following you through mirrors is saying.