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Women will never understand the strange view men have of monogamy. The view set forth decades ago by pioneers like Johnny Appleseed.
An apology from a 6th grade teacher who led his team to victory by any means necessary.
Chuck Norris is not as all-powerful as you thought. Learn his vulnerabilities, exposed by fact-checkers everywhere. Here's looking at the REAL Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has brainwashed some people into complete submission. Here's what these die-hard 'Chuck fans' have to say about Anti-Chuck Norris Facts.
#16: Don't watch The Notebook. I mean sure, it might help you get the girl, but even you have to draw the line somewhere.
An unbiased and scholarly account of the remarkable genesis of one of life's little essentials. If you like wearing wet clothes, DO NOT READ THIS.
Hey, remember that really crazy shit that went down in the back room of the carnival? Come on, I know you remember. You killed a fucking clown.
Finally, the Bible's most heated, inspirational passages are available, direct from Adam’s own cocaine’d gums and Eve’s herpes-ridden lips.
The delicate art of seducing your most prized member begins by earning it's trust. That means always choosing appropriate times and holes.
One more anniversary down, ten gazillion more 9/11 TV shows and memorabilia to go. Soak it up, firefighters across America.
Oh, you thought you had crazy co-workers? You've got nothing on these bitter, angry, depraved, and sexually outlandish bosses and employees.
It's so cheap, yet so unbelievably sweet! This thing is definitely gonna score me some hot ladies tonight. Nothing says laidback like the Hawaiian!