Jesus and the Vaginal Waterfall
I thought it could only happen in pornos, but in the darkness of the parking lot I witnessed my first female ejaculation.
Comedy Writing
The Infamous Ass Onion
Fueled by moonshine and the freedom from parents, a high school party gives way to the drunkest, grossest morning after story ever.
Monogamy’s a Bitch
Women will never understand the strange view men have of monogamy. The view set forth decades ago by pioneers like Johnny Appleseed.