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The State District Attorney questions a witness about a late-night transaction involving one totally blinged-out, smooth muthafucka.
Points in Case writer NG Hatfield takes you on a brief tour of the main PIC Staff members, including dirty behind the scenes secrets.
Me and my Turkish friends smoke all the time. But when we come to America, we cannot do it. Please, we want very bad to smoke and play FIFA.
Seven of the most epic drunk dialing and alcoholic answering stories from Alex Bash. This is why phones need late night lock-outs.
I promise, honey, I will NEVER, ever, ne'er, ever, ever ever ever sleep with your mother, or get a handjob from your mother.
Attention Green Dragon soccer team members who had your penis and testicles touched by assistant coach Nick: look on the bright side!
For Americans, the 2008 presidential election comes down to a choice between an inexperienced street thug and a defrosted Civil War veteran.
Loneliness is a big moneymaker, and singles websites are cashing in on it with fake vaginas.
Thousands of screennames are analyzed, rated, and reviewed for humor and popularity. Anyone can submit their screenname to be reviewed and posted online!
The head of a porn studio gives notes to a young screenwriter on his screenplay submission to Money Shot Studios.
Last call came and your last resort hookup went, now what? Join the drunken herd in the streets and see if you can catch the skinniest buffalo.
ESPN's X Games doesn't have squat on these daring and dastardly challenges. Moto X? Try Vert-Moonlanding and Subhuman Fusion.