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In order to avoid being blind-sided by another unexpected celebrity death, I’ve written obituaries for Zach Braff, Jaleel White, the Mythbusters and Flava Flav.
'These people are eating McDonald’s, how much more grossed out could they be if they saw a homeless penis?' I thought. Not very much apparently.
Everyone knows Jesus' story is a complicated one. But do they know tidbits like the fact that Joseph wanted to name him Rick? Get the fun facts in this unauthorized pageant!
A tough look at what inspires such a blind allegiance to the NRA, a group that should really be better at seeing straight.
Everyone has the same group of friends, and like it or not you’ll know these people for years to come. This series aims to explore
Hey, buddy, it's me, your liver. I need to talk to you about last night. 20 shots of whiskey? What the hell were you thinking? I'm dying here.
A girl who likes sports is like buying a fully loaded car. But if you're buying a Geo Metro, it's still a Geo Metro and you're still pretty freakin' lame.
I'm pretty sure Jesus was the guy going, 'My birthday, we're doin' it up Vegas style!' and everyone was thinking, 'Yeah, probably not, asshole.
What possessed me to dye my hair purple, I cannot say. It all started with DIY hair bleach and three bottles of Gentian Violet. And it got worse from there.
Since you can't trust Toys for Tots with your donation, here are five new charities I'd like to see, including Drink for Prostate Cancer and Fantasy Adoption.
Now that we have birth control, the whole 'saving yourself til marriage' thing is completely out of touch. Sorry, Christians, we're having all kinds of sex.
Here are ten films that came up short at the Academy, with new Oscar-winning finales containing just the right amount of bite to make us feel whole.