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Reading this book is your white whale, and avoiding spoilers is the rope wrapped around your neck, just like at the end of Moby Dick.
We're so excited to celebrate the ever-burning, liquid-hot devotion and commitment we feel for each other in this unique and personal way.
It was a beautiful Tuesday as Cameron Walton & Elizabeth Bayers were happily divorced during a small but intimate ceremony at the Queens County Courthouse.
Rather than responding “sounds chill boyz,” he ignored the message, instead opting for a podcast about the disappearing watermen of the Chesapeake Bay.
"A lesser airport CEO would have focused on vanity projects, like adding more of those carts that escort people faking injuries or improving security, but not Mario."
Ok, so it looks like they’re depicting the many scourges man has brought upon this Earth.
Students will become acquainted with works of literary importance—or as we refer to them, “leverageable assets with income producing potential.”
Instead of the dangerous, unethical practice of cloning once-extinct dinosaurs, our exhibits are human clones who pretend to be dinosaurs.
I am here to keep the small talk alive because everyone else is so locked in that they forget how to socialize.
“One final touch, my dear boy,” his Grandma said, carefully placing an entire stick of butter on top of the dish.
Applewhite brought a sense of wisdom and dignity to the role of Grandpa Tugboat, the wise old ship that dispenses much-needed advice.
Your deal is Polaroids, right? That’s cute. I don’t mean that in a condescending way.