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This jacket matches whatever you’re wearing. It’ll choose an outfit for you if you don’t know what to wear.
I’m here to take away, bogeyman-style, all the excitement that you had when you walked into my small windowless office of torture.
“Heartbreaking and beautiful. The Kenmore 600 Series Safety Instructions and User’s Guide is truly a vacuum cleaner manual to treasure.”
But I remind Garret, for it is my duty, that an AMC Stubs subscription basically pays for itself.
He was broken up with once, so we can’t expect him to be anywhere on time, as planned, or wearing an outfit appropriate for the occasion.
SNARJVK: A rubber vegetable-scrubbing glove, $7.99 or a giant wolf with ivory tusks and purple bioluminescent fur?
You dumb pee stained ice cube, do you understand how embarrassing it is to be sunk on your maiden voyage?
Directions: Forgo the kitchen scissors and rip the Hershey’s bag open in the worst way possible.
Nedflix’s “rolling library” delivers video content via four hard-shell rolling suitcases lashed together with bungee cords.
Once upon a midnight dreary, a man was scrolling, weak and weary.
Don’t tell me the information in 1982’s Encyclopedia Olympia is outdated! Granted, Yugoslavia’s not a country anymore, but...
Reading this book is your white whale, and avoiding spoilers is the rope wrapped around your neck, just like at the end of Moby Dick.