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The movie world is set to deliver both highs and lows in 2014. Hear what our caped crusaders have to say in casual convo about some of the year's big releases.
Last reported to have bludgeoned Big Ben on a royal rampage in London, Anthony Bourdain has stolen Jamie Oliver’s prized herb garden. Can you help us get it back?
The average IQ in England is 65, a shocking 30 points below the rest of Europe. Its people are fed a diet of hyper-violence, sex, football hooliganism, and soap operas.
If all the planets were to align, this airport-hot girl might actually be sitting right next to you. And she would be single. And she might jerk you off under the tray table.
The financial success of the Transformers films has proven that rebooting retro cartoons can be big, big business. Here are 3 more cartoons due for a comeback.
I was a world heavyweight champ two semesters running for procrastination. If procrastinators are uniting tomorrow, I'm showing up next week.
In the unlikely but entirely plausible event that you’re about to witness a possible murder go down like Chinatown, here are three important things to remember.
A man's guide to navigating the murky waters of liking, poking, chatting, texting, calling, and friending in order to procure a non-random second interaction.
We all are truly Communists, but sometimes we lose sight of that and accidentally become corporations. You're better than that, pseudo-intellectualists.
Whiny, self-involved fans complain that new NFL rule changes make the game "not as fun anymore." Yeah, and we all used to LOVE smoking on airplanes too.
Before pedophiles and criminals ruined internet hookups, there was a time when you could parlay pithy dialogue with girls on AOL into actual "romantic" encounters.
Luce F.R. founded the fund Satanwater Destructive Capital Management to serve a wide range of hell-bound institutional clients. The hedge returned 666% last year.