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When at a party, stare distantly into the wind and say "I loved a woman, once" while sporting a visible erection to increase the manly perception from those around you.
We all know that going to a job interview can be very intimidating. Especially if you are a teacher. Since I've been there already, here are 7 successful strategies.
I tripped over a blind guy's walking stick in a crosswalk, and I have come to the daunting conclusion that I must squarely place the blame on the blind.
For weeks on end I endured my boss's hellish radio station, with the most narrow-minded playlist of the same fifty or so recycled "super gold hits" on endless rotation.
For weeks on end I endured my boss's hellish radio station, with the most narrow-minded playlist of the same fifty or so recycled "super gold hits" on endless rotation.
That we can discover new ways to express ourselves and communicate is something that should never be underestimated, but should also be respected.
From sports-themed haircut places, to restaurants and TV shows that highlight and exploit douchery, the perceived image of what guys like is ridiculously exaggerated.
You young guys have a lot to learn about women. But you're in luck. Rob Ford is here to tell you how to relate, dominate, and perpetrate when it comes to chicks.
Venezuela has suggested that CNN is only doing stories about Venezuela because CNN might be feeling a little bit insecure about its own newsworthiness. OUCH.
Ten guidelines for all the young men out there who are struggling to find a reason to live after losing the women of their dreams. Keep your head up, you tragic cases.
While browsing the craigslist "Missed Connections" section, I realized that I am the person pretty much all these people are missing so hard it makes Viagra jealous.
How to decorate your home to convince everyone at your next (dinner) party to subscribe to the beliefs of whichever political party you choose.