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The following are some of the most worthless video games ever, and yet some our most priceless, hilarious artifacts of failure. Play them for their terrible qualities.
We all tried to act naturally as we each desperately tried to cultivate that aloof, detached demeanor associated with watching a sexual scene with one's family.
My friend Thomas received this email and sent it to only 4 of his friends. Guess what happened? All 4 were kidnapped and abused by uneducated, drunk carnival workers.
I get asked a lot why I prefer using a vaporizer, because I'm high as fuck all the time, and people assume there must some solid stoner logic.
Maybe it's my generation's need to always be entertained, or maybe lifting a heavy metal bar up and down just isn't my idea of fun. Either way, I'm on a gymless streak.
The Asian and the boyfriend don't ever mix. They were born as separate as two koalas with latent chlamydia, and they shall remain so for all eternity.
Technology has turned us into a society of downward-gazing, slack-jawed voyeurs. There's a good chance that as we continue to evolve, our elbows will fuse.
If you're in the same sinking ship I like to call the "S.S. Thanksgiving Return," then here are the five stages you'll probably endure on your way to the gravy boat.
Literary criticism is an always-changing field of inquiry, and today, it is my pleasure to introduce you to the new and exciting field of Fecal Criticism.
Unfortunately, you can't microwave a turkey. It just won't fit! So here are your options for preparing the most important piece of your holiday puzzle.
Now that tampons aren't allowed in the Texas Senate, here is how I imagine the conversation went when a bag inspector lifted a jar of poo from a citizen's purse.
Unlikely 2013 movie lessons about life, love, and how to correctly dispose of a genocidal alien military leader who has just escaped the phantom zone.