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Jamie Feldman Halifax

Lives in a high rise cave by the sea, tirelessly creating cave drawings for the aliens that visit her via the glowing box in the corner. Follow @MsJamieFeldman My top 5 rules to live by: 1. The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club. 2. When using a proton pack, don't cross the streams. 3. Never feed a Gremlin after midnight. 4. Beetlejuice can only be summoned by chanting his name three times. 5. Don't mess with the Zohan.

Comedy Writing

Sex and the Ancient City

“But is that really just?” pleaded Andiemantus, trying not to scuff his new Manolo Blahnik Mary Jane walking sandals against the cobblestone floor.

by Jamie Feldman
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December 14, 2021

Photographer Seeks Feline Subjects for Sexy Shoot

Are you looking for a fun, creative, and provocative way to spend time with your cat? SEXY CAT INDUSTRIES™ will take your cat to the next level with LINGERIE!

by Jamie Feldman
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April 25, 2014
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Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego: Anthony Bourdain Edition

Last reported to have bludgeoned Big Ben on a royal rampage in London, Anthony Bourdain has stolen Jamie Oliver’s prized herb garden. Can you help us get it back?

by Jamie Feldman
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February 5, 2014

Five Alternatives to Microwaving Your Thanksgiving Turkey

Unfortunately, you can't microwave a turkey. It just won't fit! So here are your options for preparing the most important piece of your holiday puzzle.

by Jamie Feldman
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November 19, 2013