Ryan OCarolan Auckland, New Zealand

Ryan O'Carolan is an Irish/New Zealander human being with feelings, you monsters. He publishes more articles over at Bunnybeating.com. Ryan O’Carolan was born in a log cabin on Baekdu Mountain, whereupon he was greeted by the arrival of a double rainbow. He spent the first eighteen years of his life manufacturing a longevity vaccine for all mankind, tutored by a wise old platypus and accompanied by the plucky chipmunk Rasputin. On his nineteenth birthday, he took his completed research down to the village, where he met humans for the first time. He now spends his free time manufacturing doomsday weapons. Ryan is known to style himself as “the Bunnybeater”. Queries about the meaning of the term are met with a grim stare.