Mark Loper San Juan Capistrano

Have written dozens of humorous online/print columns, a tongue-in-cheek sales book, and recently completed a collection of unusual short, short stories. Married for a long, long time. Have two millennials. First job out of college was selling sexy lingerie to retailers and rednecks in the Deep South. Survived (well, obviously) and now living in Southern California where we still have rednecks. They just dress better.