Anytime a man gets a good look at a woman he's never seen before, there is an involuntary question he is forced to ask himself: Would I bang her?
Before pedophiles and criminals ruined internet hookups, there was a time when you could parlay pithy dialogue with girls on AOL into actual "romantic" encounters.
Douchebagism is a cancer that has metastasized throughout the social fabric, infecting the masses with narcissism, and we must seek to classify and destroy it.
This is for all you "I'm a better fan than you are because I was a fan when the team sucked" people: get over yourselves.
Indigenous to the Bay State and surrounding areas, the Butts'n'Betsians are a subspecies of the widespread and more common whitetrashius americanus.
Before all you Star Wars fanatics get your storm trooper tights in a bunch, remove that hot light saber from your butt and remember this is about qualitative value, not box office figures.