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Can you hear my grunts? Can you feel how slippery my body has become? The truth is, this is more than sex to me.
Principal Legree, you hold three college degrees, but have only a pathetic 583 followers. And you claim to rule me? I OWN WESTWOOD HIGH SCHOOL NOW.
If you enjoy having sex with girls (or "women" as the older ones like to be called), you will increase your chances of getting laid with these simple shortcuts.
So you shaved the sides of your head and you dyed the top of your head purple. Congratulations, you are now different! But we can all see right through you.
The creative process is cool but I need some serious money. I bet you crave the same. Digest my three-part prescriptive program for making millions.
There's a whole unexpected upside to backpacking that goes beyond palaces and beaches, and, in the end, may well be what you remember most about your trip.
Uber not only allows you to pay top dollar to be kidnapped by a serial rapist, but automatically includes a 20% gratuity for having your dignity stripped!
Okay, so you want to write for Thought Catalog. Great! Wanting to write is half the battle! Of course, not wanting to write is also half the battle, so don't get too excited.
No doubt Owl is one of the most interesting birds that exist in this universe. It is responsible not only for social media, but a boyfriend's enraged jealous face.
On this Veterans Day, I want to thank several veterans in particular who stood in defense of this nation, but who were often otherwise overlooked.
After the success of last month's Existential Sack Race, and the rising popularity of the Depression Dash, we've decided to add a new event to our roster.
Please check the appropriate box below, so that we, The United States Government, know why you chose to vote in the most recent election last Tuesday.