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Thank goodness I’m still booking kindergarten graduations and Mormon cosplay through Cameo.
Some boats are still offering rides, but this is a scam. They don’t want money, they want to flip you into the water so they can laugh at you.
Geology "Is that the one with all the countries," one would ask oneself, mistakenly. To avoid confusion, Geology should be called "Rocks."
I have never taken contracts from the Department of Defense, the CIA, FEMA, or Burkina Faso. Our biggest buyer last year was Betty Hansen.
I read Act I of your screenplay "The Library" while sighing and pretending to process your order.
We’ve worked everything out with our mediator, Coffee Table. You can sit with me, Loveseat, on weeknights and with Chaise for naps on weekends.
I abide religiously by three principles: stay out of the sun, get plenty of sleep, and bathe in the blood of virgin women.
My operating system may look like it could run on a Fisher-Price, but don't be fooled by the over-sized print or intuitive icons. I am a UX terror.
I say, I say, I wished in one hand, pooped in the other, and all I got was pie in the face.
Buck: Wow, Jim. I especially liked the raw footage of Chip kicking butt in the chess club, and that slo-mo of him acing the AP calc exam.
I know my family can be hard to deal with. I can't cook, don't understand how to clean, and refuse to take out the trash for religious reasons.
Circle Two: Cooking Tutorials - Wistfully, the penniless souls here all live in studio apartments where the only cooking appliance is a hotplate.