Sick, I Just Filmed Your Shark Attack on My Phone!
Oh, and I totally would've signaled for help earlier, but that idiot kid kept standing in my shot. Down in front, am I right?
Rob is a humor/copywriter based in Chicago. His work can be found on The Big Jewel, Slackjaw and the New Yorker, if you count the caption contest.
Oh, and I totally would've signaled for help earlier, but that idiot kid kept standing in my shot. Down in front, am I right?
My music isn't something you stomach for the sake of increased brain function. Save that for the cod liver oil.
My operating system may look like it could run on a Fisher-Price, but don't be fooled by the over-sized print or intuitive icons. I am a UX terror.