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Harrison has devoted the majority of his campaign to securing a beach-themed winter dance, prompted by his older brother's copy of Girls Gone Wild.
"We are an open democracy and welcome 180-degree feedback circle." This is a weak start; we need a strong first point that will set the tone.
Candy Corn --- I may look like I’m relatively young, but I’m actually a centenarian trapped inside a younger body.
This would be my 32nd year trick-or-treating and my 22nd year trying to explain to my neighbors why I'm not too old to be doing so.
Igor: The Lab was like a Studio 54 for ghouls and goblins, before we could be open about who we are. We were always coming up with new dances.
Instead of the usual ghouls chasing you through the hallways, this year's tour will offer you a respite from the ongoing horror show that is 2020.
Here’s a funky, vintage suggestion: you could wear pants that close with a button at the top, rather than with an elastic waistband.
She used the same excuse for Lana's St Patty's party and my Ugly Sweater party last year.
Enter the front yard and you are immediately confronted with the Graveyard of the Norms. Every tombstone reads the name, "Norm 1776-2016."
Anyways, the uncapped Sharpie is getting me high, so I need to make this quick.
Still Water Gin and Tonic: Just add 1 part gin to 2 parts tap water and serve chilled!
Beg. Lie prostrate before corporate HQ and beg. You are not above this. You have never been above this.