Rape Prevention Questions for Police

Voyeur IM >> 4-23-04

courtjester5000: i just got an email from bill@rape.org
courtjester5000: as;eilfaw;e4ilgadb
courtjester5000: it's a non-profit.
courtjester5000: unlike their counterpart:
courtjester5000: bill@prostitution.com
Gandhi165: haahak7s7dutdkjgdkdsduktd;
courtjester5000: god i love spam
courtjester5000: im scared to even go to www.rape.org
courtjester5000: can you go there for me?
Gandhi165: no way
Gandhi165: sdkjf;alksjd;flkash;lgk
Gandhi165: guarantee me some titties
Gandhi165: and i might
courtjester5000: thats the scariest fucking domain name ever
Gandhi165: im sure it's non profit
courtjester5000: yeah
courtjester5000: they're definitely only in it for the power
Gandhi165: or a collaboration of serial rapests
courtjester5000: they chat about their recent rape victims, but you have to have a login and password
courtjester5000 : don't worry, it's just a safety precaution so the cops cant see
Gandhi165: hdlh;lasdkj
courtjester5000: the cops are sitting there like, "DAMNIT, HAS ANYONE GOT THE PASSWORD TO RAPE.ORG YET??! ANYONE???"
courtjester5000: "TIME IS PRECIOUS PEOPLE!!!"
Gandhi165: jdl;fjasl;kj
Gandhi165: "COFFEE BREAK"
courtjester5000: as;ldfkawjevx
courtjester5000: "hey you guys, maybe we could create a fake account off-duty...."
courtjester5000: "...could you pass me the creamer Jacobs?"
courtjester5000: CA CAAAAAW
Gandhi165: "RAPE TIPS: what you do is hold the girl down by her wrists..."
courtjester5000: as;dlfkjasd
courtjester5000: and that's the general area that you dont have to register to see.
courtjester5000: "excuse me, sergeant...can i come in? hey, are you reading the rape tips?!"
courtjester5000: "excuse me rookie?!! im TRYING to get the PASSWORD.....now get out, your scaring it away."
Gandhi165: hsldhkfa;lsdhf;lahsglkasgj
Gandhi165: damn rookies
courtjester5000: do they have police rookie of the years?
Gandhi165: i dunno?
courtjester5000: they should have like police trading cards
courtjester5000: with stats like number of arrests, shots fired/death ratios
Gandhi165: they should create hype for young police rookies entering the police draft
courtjester5000: OH SHIT YEAH
courtjester5000: each department should have a salary cap
courtjester5000: oh wait, they already have those.
Gandhi165: "At 12 years old.... Jeremy has played cops and robber since the 2nd grade..."
courtjester5000: "He runs a 4.2 40 AFTER eating a dozen donuts"
courtjester5000: "EXTRA GLAZED"
Gandhi165: hadlafh;slkhgklasf
courtjester5000: umm, what else do you have to be good at to be a cop
Gandhi165: drive a car?
courtjester5000: oh sweet, "Jeremy has been driving since he got his permit."
courtjester5000: never underestimate the number of cops who rode bikes their whole lives
courtjester5000: they are immediately assigned to gay patrol
Gandhi165: hzl;dhf;alsdkj
Gandhi165: San Francisco
courtjester5000: oooo...yeah
courtjester5000: struggling to ride their bikes up and down the hilly inner city, getting all sweaty and sexy
courtjester5000: god that's repulsive.
Gandhi165: so basically...all young officers become porno actors
courtjester5000: it's definitely a stepping stone
courtjester5000: im hungry for krispy kreme
courtjester5000: is that like an omen?
Gandhi165: lets go

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