Comedy, Tragedy and Online Stalking

Voyeur IM >> 3-29-05

courtjester5000: i couldnt help it, nathan it is
LoopedOut5: haha! it's okay, u dont have to deny your love
courtjester5000: a rare piece of work though
courtjester5000: comedy from tragedy
courtjester5000: ok fine, we're just gay lovers.
LoopedOut5: haha why do they always come out to me
courtjester5000: *steps back in closet*
LoopedOut5 : hahah umm yeah this whole situation is just weird
courtjester5000: what if i just ran with this post-mortem comedy thing
courtjester5000: every article from now on can only be published after you die
courtjester5000: people would be committing SUICIDE to get on pic!
LoopedOut5: kinda like how u cant be on money until youre dead
courtjester5000: yeah!
LoopedOut5: hhaha
courtjester5000: id kill myself for the chance to replace lincoln
LoopedOut5: youre loving this idea
courtjester5000: ive always loved the five
courtjester5000: id take hamilton's place though
LoopedOut5: dead people cant be chosers
courtjester5000: ahhaha
LoopedOut5: my facebook marriage is on the rocks
courtjester5000: uhoh
courtjester5000: suzy?
courtjester5000: or some other facebook whore
LoopedOut5: shes more of a high class hooker
courtjester5000: i hate how you cant link to ppl on fb
LoopedOut5: isnt that what friendster is for
courtjester5000: oooooooohhhh
courtjester5000: NOW you think friendster's all that
courtjester5000: JUST NOW
LoopedOut5: no i think it's a bag of chips
courtjester5000: and no, that's what myspace is for.
courtjester5000: friendster is so last month
LoopedOut5: jesus, is there a form of online stalking that you DONT belong to
LoopedOut5: have u heard of extra sleepy time tea
courtjester5000: i think i have!
courtjester5000: i saw a couple of crazy herbal teas when i was sick the other wk
LoopedOut5: it;s got like valarian or some shit
courtjester5000: yeah
courtjester5000: its marketed at kids
LoopedOut5: like little kids
courtjester5000: yeah
LoopedOut5: i could pass for one of those
courtjester5000: easily
LoopedOut5: woah there, only im allowed to make fun of my small stature
LoopedOut5: http://mcgill.thefacebook.com/group_profile.php?gid=805
LoopedOut5: yeah i stalk groups at other schools
courtjester5000: i cant view that grou
LoopedOut5: why not
LoopedOut5: u dont have to be friends with the person
courtjester5000: when i click it just takes me to the login page
courtjester5000: i dont get it
LoopedOut5: wait, are u there
courtjester5000: where
courtjester5000: im logged in
LoopedOut5: ach, nevermind, i dont know how to show u then
courtjester5000: me either
courtjester5000: this is an ongoing problem with fb
LoopedOut5: well there actually is a way
LoopedOut5: but it;s a long process
LoopedOut5: not worth it
courtjester5000: ya
courtjester5000: the search
courtjester5000: which is why they have a prob
LoopedOut5: ahah yeah
courtjester5000: cuz if you can do it the long way
courtjester5000: you might as well be able to do it th short way
courtjester5000: thats like develpment fundamentals
LoopedOut5: so u think u could make a better facebook
courtjester5000: CERTAINLY
courtjester5000: annnnd......done.
courtjester5000: i work fast.
LoopedOut5: well, nobody's perfect
LoopedOut5: i accept facebook for his flaws
courtjester5000: i see thru him
LoopedOut5: dont judge a book by it's face
courtjester5000: don't cover up a book for it's body
LoopedOut5: i dont get easter
LoopedOut5: what's with the bunny
courtjester5000: i dunno
courtjester5000: what a strange holiday
LoopedOut5: well i fully support any holiday that is an advocate of chocolatey goodness
LoopedOut5: at least that's the gist that i get from it
courtjester5000: even crosses are fair game for chocolate representation now apparently
LoopedOut5: that seems slightly inappropriate
courtjester5000: doesnt it?
courtjester5000: especially when i savor jesus's left arm nailed to the H in hershey's
courtjester5000: *right arm
courtjester5000: *savior
LoopedOut5: ahhaha
LoopedOut5: that joke wasnt planned at all
courtjester5000: im unscripted baby
LoopedOut5: umm my roommate just walked in the room with a chocolate cross
LoopedOut5: but instead of jesus on the cross, it's flowers
courtjester5000: a;lkfjasdgfasdf
courtjester5000: you'd almost think i was stalking you
courtjester5000: or your roommate
courtjester5000: makes you wonder if that amnesia was just an accident or not
LoopedOut5: haha well i wasnt with her when it happened
LoopedOut5: all the pieces of the puzzle are coming together
courtjester5000: don't "all the pieces of the puzzle" me

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