College Quotes
Jess: I could really go for McDick's right now..
Red Dave: You know McDonald's is like an ex-girlfriend... You only think of her late at night when you're drunk; you know it's a bad idea and you'll regret it in the morning; your friends all try to talk you out of it, but you go ahead and do it anyway.... Who are you texting?
Toni: My ex... what?!? She's my kind of Happy Meal!!
-On why cellphones should come with breathalyzers
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my name is molly. i'm a 22 year-old caucasian female. my sister likes to remind me how awkward... and sassy... i am. i tend to fall a lot. and i guess thats it! and....scene.
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Quick Jokes
No Pleasantry in Carrots
Aileen: I finished peeling the carrots, and I must say, my work is exemplary.
Molly: Yeah, your peeling of carrots may be exemplary, but your performance and attitude certainly are not.
-On the carrot topper
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