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Sandi: My son loves Subway. I've had to start buying him the foot longs. For a little guy he eats a lot.
Gen: 12 inches is too big for me. There's always that bit at the end I just can't stuff in. 6 inches is too small though, not very fulfilling. Nine inches is perfect, just the right amount.
Sandi: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gen: What?! I don't get it... oh gross!!
-On phallic food references
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