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Frank: I am Guillermo Sanchez, great grandson of the Mexican desperado Don Juan Diego Sanchez, you may have heard of him.
Meaghan: See, I don't believe that, mostly because someone just told me your name was Frank.
Frank: Goddammit.
-On unwanted shortcomings
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Dick is My Future Husband
Girl 1: Wait, I need a name for my imaginary husband.
Girl 2: Name him Dick.
Girl 1: I can't do that.
Girl 2: Name him Richard and call him Dick.
Girl 1: What about his last name?
Girl 2:...Schwartz.
Girl 1: Dick Schwartz. That sounds like dick warts.
Girl 2:No, that's called herpes.
-Overheard in the cafeteria
