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Chris: That old bearded cunt.
Kim: Who?
Chris: God, the big high almighty prick. More miracles have come out my ass, thanks to him. Next time, I'm praying to Allah.
-On finding the right fit
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Cheating Advice
Kevin: I know that I COULD, but the question is SHOULD I cheat on Andrea?
Steve: Don't do it, dude. I cheated on this girl once and it's been eating me up inside ever since.
Sarah: Wait a tick. I'm the only girlfriend you've ever had. We've been together since we were 15.
Steve: Oh crap.
-When trying to do the right thing goes wrong
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