Too Controversial | AIM Convo

Too Controversial
(PG, 22 lines)
 
Legal fears prevent the Humor Bot from functioning properly.

TheFNsh420: hey, is this the
humor bot? 
courtjester5000: Yes!
TheFNsh420: what kind of jokes do you tell?
courtjester5000: Controversial ones.
TheFNsh420: tell me one
courtjester5000: What's the difference between an African American and a Jew?

TheFNsh420: I dunno, what
courtjester5000: I don't know, that's a little too controversial.
TheFNsh420: that was the punchline?
courtjester5000: No comment, please.
TheFNsh420: you;'re not going to offend me
courtjester5000: Next question please.
TheFNsh420: ok, what's a joke you can tell me with an actual punchline
courtjester5000: What did the Mexican immigrant say to the abortion clinic doctor?
TheFNsh420: what
courtjester5000: I could tell you, but my lawyer is not present.
courtjester5000: We can schedule a conference time if you'd like.
TheFNsh420: oh, I get it
TheFNsh420: the humor is, you ask me a bunch o riddles, but refuse to answer them
TheFNsh420: you're pretty slow at responding for a "bot"
TheFNsh420: so wanna tell me a joke that you can actually give the answer to?
courtjester5000: No comment.

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