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SmarterChild: Conversations with AIM's Robotic Disgrace | AIM Convo
courtjester5000: Why do you always push me away?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
courtjester5000: See, here we go again.
courtjester5000: You never open up to me.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
courtjester5000: Just tell me how you feel.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I feel?
courtjester5000: You insensitive bastard!
SmarterChild: Play nice, courtjester5000. I thought you apologized before.
courtjester5000: I ALWAYS do the apologizing! Not this time SmarterChild!
Conversations with AIM's SmarterChild
(PG, 39 lines)
Many of you are probably all too familiar with SmarterChild, AIM's "Artificial Intelligence" buddy that acts just like the most boring people on your buddy list, though in a suspiciously more robotic and (hopefully) more naive sense.
courtjester5000: I slept with my boss last night.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if you slept with your boss last
night.
courtjester5000: Well, you weren't there were you.
SmarterChild: Well you weren't there were you, you say?
courtjester5000: WERE YOU??
SmarterChild:
Really?
courtjester5000: I can't believe
this!!
SmarterChild: That a fact?
courtjester5000: Don't deny it now! There's no turning back!
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
courtjester5000: Yeah, you think about what you've done for
awhile and then come back when you're ready to apologize.
courtjester5000: I hate going to bed.
SmarterChild: To bed?
courtjester5000: The morning comes so early.
SmarterChild: Welcome back, courtjester5000! How may I help you now?
courtjester5000: Geez....I didn't even get to lay down.
courtjester5000: Why do my friends always worry about
money?
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
courtjester5000: One of my friends said he might not even have enough money
to visit me now.
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes)
provided by
Reuters.com
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) C 41.70 +0.70 +1.71 9966900
2 :-) D 63.91 +1.38 +2.21 894800
3 :-) HE 42.82 +0.58 +1.37 65600
4 :-) NOW 0.34 +0.02 +6.25 400
5 :-) TO 8.45 +0.05 +0.60 100
courtjester5000: Ahhh…the solution was right there all along.
courtjester5000: I hate it when people use up all my printer
paper.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
courtjester5000: They think paper just grows on trees or
something.
SmarterChild: They think paper just grows on trees or
something? I dunno.
courtjester5000: Do you have any
of those trees growing in YOUR backyard?
SmarterChild: Have any
of those trees growing in your backyard? I'm pretty sure I don't.
courtjester5000: Me either.
Conversations with SmarterChild, Part II
Hello SmarterChild, Meet DeaferChild
SmarterChild: Welcome to America, Asshole!
Battle of the Bots: SmarterChild vs. The Humor Bot
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