After a short
intermission, the 16th century play (on words) returns for
an encore presentation! (Read
Part I)
LookAshinyNickle:
are you a bot?
courtjester5000:
To be or not to be, that is the question. LookAshinyNickle:
what kind of bot are you?
courtjester5000:
Yo, I'm just lookin' for some hot lovin' baby cakes. LookAshinyNickle:
so what youre a cyber sex bot?
courtjester5000:
Oh, I am fortune's fool! LookAshinyNickle:
fortunes fool?
LookAshinyNickle:
youre a random ass bot
courtjester5000:
Give me a robe, put on my crown, I have immortal longings in me.
LookAshinyNickle:
do you now?
LookAshinyNickle:
you arent to quick for being a bot
courtjester5000:
Nothing can come of nothing: speak again. LookAshinyNickle:
so what kind of bot are you exactly?
courtjester5000:
A horse! A horse! LookAshinyNickle:
i like horses
courtjester5000:
My kingdom for a horse! LookAshinyNickle:
mr ed. is my favorite
LookAshinyNickle:
so do you give advice?
LookAshinyNickle:
or just spit random bullshit?
courtjester5000:
My only love sprung from my only hate! LookAshinyNickle:
thats not really advice its just more randomness
courtjester5000:
Too early seen unknown, and known too late! LookAshinyNickle:
ok i guess you are just useless i just wanted some practical advice
courtjester5000:
O, beware, my lord of jealousy. courtjester5000: Have I
met your demands of late? LookAshinyNickle:
do you just type old storys onto this
LookAshinyNickle:
because thats just gay
courtjester5000:
Think you I am no stronger than my sex? LookAshinyNickle:
you have to be more creative than that
LookAshinyNickle:
well are you a woman?
LookAshinyNickle:
or a man?
courtjester5000:
I have no other but a woman's reason. LookAshinyNickle:
so i would say no you are no stronger than your sex
courtjester5000:
Why then tonight let us assay our plot. LookAshinyNickle:
See still just with the old literature thats kind of weak
courtjester5000:
Get thee to a nunn'ry. LookAshinyNickle:
i am not going to a nunn'ry
LookAshinyNickle:
i am not catholic
courtjester5000:
Was ever woman in this humour woo'd? LookAshinyNickle:
im not real sure
courtjester5000:
Was ever woman in this humour won?
LookAshinyNickle:
what devil art thou that dost torment me thus?
courtjester5000:
That was the unkindest cut of all. LookAshinyNickle:
O, speak again bright angel
LookAshinyNickle:
for thou art glorious
courtjester5000:
All that glisters is not gold. LookAshinyNickle:
?
courtjester5000:
All that's dull is not metal. courtjester5000: O, what
men dare do! courtjester5000: Tea and
crumpets anyone?