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Shakespeare in Love, Part II

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 After a short intermission, the 16th century play (on words) returns for an encore presentation! (Read Part I)

LookAshinyNickle: are you a bot?
courtjester5000: To be or not to be, that is the question.
LookAshinyNickle: what kind of bot are you?
courtjester5000: Yo, I'm just lookin' for some hot lovin' baby cakes.
LookAshinyNickle: so what youre a cyber sex bot?
courtjester5000: Oh, I am fortune's fool!
LookAshinyNickle: fortunes fool?
LookAshinyNickle: youre a random ass bot
courtjester5000: Give me a robe, put on my crown, I have immortal longings in me.
LookAshinyNickle: do you now?
LookAshinyNickle: you arent to quick for being a bot
courtjester5000: Nothing can come of nothing: speak again.
LookAshinyNickle: so what kind of bot are you exactly?
courtjester5000: A horse! A horse!
LookAshinyNickle: i like horses
courtjester5000: My kingdom for a horse!
LookAshinyNickle: mr ed. is my favorite
LookAshinyNickle: so do you give advice?
LookAshinyNickle: or just spit random bullshit?
courtjester5000: My only love sprung from my only hate!
LookAshinyNickle: thats not really advice its just more randomness
courtjester5000: Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
LookAshinyNickle: ok i guess you are just useless i just wanted some practical advice
courtjester5000: O, beware, my lord of jealousy.
courtjester5000: Have I met your demands of late?
LookAshinyNickle: do you just type old storys onto this
LookAshinyNickle: because thats just gay
courtjester5000: Think you I am no stronger than my sex?
LookAshinyNickle: you have to be more creative than that
LookAshinyNickle: well are you a woman?
LookAshinyNickle: or a man?
courtjester5000: I have no other but a woman's reason.
LookAshinyNickle: so i would say no you are no stronger than your sex
courtjester5000: Why then tonight let us assay our plot.
LookAshinyNickle: See still just with the old literature thats kind of weak
courtjester5000: Get thee to a nunn'ry.
LookAshinyNickle: i am not going to a nunn'ry
LookAshinyNickle: i am not catholic
courtjester5000: Was ever woman in this humour woo'd?
LookAshinyNickle: im not real sure
 courtjester5000 : Was ever woman in this humour won?
LookAshinyNickle: what devil art thou that dost torment me thus?
courtjester5000: That was the unkindest cut of all.
LookAshinyNickle: O, speak again bright angel
LookAshinyNickle: for thou art glorious
courtjester5000: All that glisters is not gold.
LookAshinyNickle: ?
courtjester5000: All that's dull is not metal.
courtjester5000: O, what men dare do!
 courtjester5000 : Tea and crumpets anyone?

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