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Shakespeare in Love, Part II
(PG, 48 lines)
 
After a short intermission, the 16th century play (on words) returns for an encore presentation! (Read Part I)

LookAshinyNickle
: are you a bot?
courtjester5000
: To be or not to be, that is the question.
LookAshinyNickle: what kind of bot are you?
courtjester5000
: Yo, I'm just lookin' for some hot lovin' baby cakes.
LookAshinyNickle: so what youre a cyber sex bot?
courtjester5000
: Oh, I am fortune's fool!
LookAshinyNickle: fortunes fool?
LookAshinyNickle
: youre a random ass bot
courtjester5000
: Give me a robe, put on my crown, I have immortal longings in me.

LookAshinyNickle: do you now?
LookAshinyNickle
: you arent to quick for being a bot
courtjester5000
: Nothing can come of nothing: speak again.
LookAshinyNickle: so what kind of bot are you exactly?
courtjester5000
: A horse! A horse!
LookAshinyNickle: i like horses
courtjester5000
: My kingdom for a horse!
LookAshinyNickle: mr ed. is my favorite
LookAshinyNickle
: so do you give advice?
LookAshinyNickle
: or just spit random bullshit?
courtjester5000
: My only love sprung from my only hate!
LookAshinyNickle: thats not really advice its just more randomness
courtjester5000
: Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
LookAshinyNickle: ok i guess you are just useless i just wanted some practical advice
courtjester5000
: O, beware, my lord of jealousy.
courtjester5000: Have I met your demands of late?
LookAshinyNickle: do you just type old storys onto this
LookAshinyNickle
: because thats just gay
courtjester5000
: Think you I am no stronger than my sex?
LookAshinyNickle: you have to be more creative than that
LookAshinyNickle
: well are you a woman?
LookAshinyNickle
: or a man?
courtjester5000
: I have no other but a woman's reason.
LookAshinyNickle: so i would say no you are no stronger than your sex
courtjester5000
: Why then tonight let us assay our plot.
LookAshinyNickle: See still just with the old literature thats kind of weak
courtjester5000
: Get thee to a nunn'ry.
LookAshinyNickle: i am not going to a nunn'ry
LookAshinyNickle
: i am not catholic
courtjester5000
: Was ever woman in this humour woo'd?
LookAshinyNickle: im not real sure
courtjester5000
: Was ever woman in this humour won?
LookAshinyNickle
: what devil art thou that dost torment me thus?
courtjester5000
: That was the unkindest cut of all.
LookAshinyNickle: O, speak again bright angel
LookAshinyNickle
: for thou art glorious
courtjester5000
: All that glisters is not gold.
LookAshinyNickle: ?
courtjester5000
: All that's dull is not metal.
courtjester5000: O, what men dare do!
courtjester5000: Tea and crumpets anyone?

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