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The Porno Bot
(R, 49 lines)
 
In the hollow world of online pornography, the Porno Bot really comes through...and out the other end. Our first AIM Convo guest appearance ever!

ghettorofo: hi]
CheezyPoof: Hello ghettorofo!
ghettorofo: whats up
CheezyPoof: What's up Mark!
ghettorofo: how u know my name
CheezyPoof: Porno Bot knows all, Mark!
CheezyPoof: How can I help?
ghettorofo: any pics of pussy
CheezyPoof: Yes!
ghettorofo: show me
CheezyPoof: Our database contains 8,404 pictures of pussy.

ghettorofo: kool
CheezyPoof: And 4,595 ears of corn.
CheezyPoof: Would you like some pussy or some corn, Mark?
ghettorofo: pussy
CheezyPoof: Watch out who you are calling a pussy, boy!
ghettorofo: show me the pictures of the pussy
CheezyPoof: In order to view pussy you must be 25 years of age or older.
ghettorofo: i am
CheezyPoof: Can you verify this?
ghettorofo: i am 27
CheezyPoof: Congratulations!
CheezyPoof: 27 is indeed over 25.
ghettorofo: i know
CheezyPoof: However, I meant 35.
CheezyPoof: Can I interest you in some silverware?
ghettorofo: no
ghettorofo: just show me the pussy
CheezyPoof: Calm down Mark, this isn't Jerry Maguire.
CheezyPoof
:
In order to verify your age I will have to ask you to answer the following questions.
CheezyPoof: Is that okay?
ghettorofo: yes
CheezyPoof: Incorrect, 35-year-olds never think that is okay.
CheezyPoof: You are 0 for 1 Mark.
CheezyPoof: Two more questions.
CheezyPoof: Who won the World Series...?
CheezyPoof: In 1903?
ghettorofo: florida
CheezyPoof: Incorrect.
ghettorofo: i dont know
CheezyPoof: One more question to go.
CheezyPoof: What is the capital of Sacramento?
ghettorofo: that is a capital
CheezyPoof: Touché, Mark, touché!
CheezyPoof: However, the answer is Transylvania.
ghettorofo: whatever
CheezyPoof: Pussy.
ghettorofo: yes

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