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"Dating is the most useless and rotten attempt by completely worthless individuals to establish a faulty image for somebody they wish to impress in a desperate, neurotic need for attention. Unfortunately, these phony people actually impress each other and end up producing ugly, noisy, gargoyle-like children. The genetic deformities inherent in the hideous smiles of their children only indicate the fact that they, like their parents, have NO FUTURES."
-Wesley, on the usefulness of dating
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(R, 49 lines)In the hollow world of online pornography, the Porno Bot really comes through...and out the other end. Our first AIM Convo guest appearance ever!
ghettorofo: hi]
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ghettorofo: whats up
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ghettorofo: i am 27
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ghettorofo: i know
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ghettorofo: yes
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CheezyPoof: Who won the World Series...?
CheezyPoof: In 1903?
ghettorofo: florida
CheezyPoof: Incorrect.
ghettorofo: i dont know
CheezyPoof: One more question to go.
CheezyPoof: What is the capital of Sacramento?
ghettorofo: that is a capital
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