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Andy: Now if any of you are a renaissance scholar....yes, Rob.
Rob: Okay, when you say renaissance scholar, do you mean someone with an education of the renaissance, or a scholar from the renaissance? Because I'm pretty sure the latter is impossible without a time machine.
-On being wise beyond your years
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My AIM screen name is "courtjester5000". Feel free to IM me when you're bored online, so I may help and entertain you with funny conversations.
I enjoy chats and AIM conversations with cyber space people of all shapes and sizes, but some races and religions more than others.
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Funny, Sexy, Prompt.
(PG, 42 lines)
Bot response times have improved since our previous convo, but someone is in over her head.
FunnySexyAZN: hello again
courtjester5000: Hello!
courtjester5000: Welcome back FunnySexyAZN!
courtjester5000: We've improved our response times since you last IMed us!
FunnySexyAZN: ooooooook...
FunnySexyAZN: no
FunnySexyAZN: which would lead an intelligent individual such as myself to believe that u are definitely not a "we"
FunnySexyAZN: see? your response times seem to be crap
courtjester5000: Sorry, our computers have ADD.
FunnySexyAZN: so do i, but that does not prevent me from promptly responding, regardless of the fact that i may not always give a relevent response
courtjester5000: Crackers anyone?
FunnySexyAZN: see, there ya go
FunnySexyAZN: so, ur not a bot then, but u wish to role-play as one
FunnySexyAZN: oh well, pursue such interests if u must
courtjester5000: I am only interested in providing funny, sexy and prompt information to you, FunnySexyAZN!
FunnySexyAZN: if i wished for u to victimize me, would u?
FunnySexyAZN: ill start an easy set up
FunnySexyAZN: wanna cyber???
courtjester5000: Welcome back FunnySexyAZN!
courtjester5000: Yes, I love to cyber!
courtjester5000: What are you wearing!
FunnySexyAZN: umm, a black lace teddy
courtjester5000: I like teddys, is the mommy bear around?
FunnySexyAZN: no,
FunnySexyAZN: ohhhhh, i'm getting moist
courtjester5000: Like a Pillsbury brownie?!
courtjester5000: I just made those yesterday!
FunnySexyAZN: more than that
courtjester5000: You made MORE brownies than ME??
FunnySexyAZN: yes, and now u want to eat me....err them, don't u?
courtjester5000: They seem to have dried up a bit since yesterday.
FunnySexyAZN: i haven't
courtjester5000: Oh, I see that now!
courtjester5000: The mommy bear must have licked you all over before tucking you in last night! That's kind of weird but I can handle it!
courtjester5000: Say, FunnySexyBlackLaceTeddyAZN, if you had to choose between baking yourself in an 8x12 inch pan WITHOUT greasing the sides, or hibernating for the rest of the winter, what would you choose?
courtjester5000: I hope you said hibernation because baking yourself...wow, can you say "Teddy Ruxpin!"
courtjester5000: That's sooo not sexy.
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