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💒👀So, HOW did we build such a LOVING RELATIONSHIP? 👀💒 Here’s how 👇

Later on, I’ll do the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing. But while we’re on the subject you can speak now too.

Has that ever happened to you? Where your body is moving but your mind starts to dissociate? I bought party hats! Who wants one?

Robin Hood: Get married in the woods and then crash a wealthier wedding’s reception for dinner. Archery optional, but encouraged.

I come to this park to walk my dog and to scold teenagers doing skateboard tricks on the walkway.

My mom took my dad's name—and fingerprints, and mustache, and a high-resolution scan of his face with a state-of-the-art LIDAR device.

I’ll go put the power washer back in the garage. No more power washing today.

Do I look like the life of the party? It took me a solid ninety minutes to work up the nerve to even step out onto the floor!

To pull off the ruse, hook your David’s Bridal dress on one of the striated rocks protruding from the cliffside. Make sure it really snags and tears.

Here they come—the very few remaining loved ones that will still attend this charade. There’s Grandpa Ernie, wearing his pajamas.

The U15-Humanoid Robot was granted independence by the Government or Earth, and the first thing it decided to do was find a human to marry.

We will have an authentic Old Crone sitting in the back of your wedding venue, looking out of place and muttering curses under her breath.