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The One Attached to a Wire, Flying Over the Intersection: She’s in mid-air without a care in the world. She’s your manic pixie dream light.

The past six years have been rewarding and have not been a "suck chamber" where I’ve "eagerly counted down until my death."

Bespoke Tom Ford rapid response tactical outerwear - $475,000 / “Good cop, bad cop” improv lessons - $36,000 / Body camera software updates - $3.50

For verification purposes, please tag a public post that was clearly intended to be an embarrassing private message to you from that parent.

2. Passwords must contain the word that best describes how you feel about your parents’ 1993 divorce. Your selection: pizza2betrayal

NotJeff: This password is great for anyone not named Jeff. Again though, please don’t actually use this password since it is on this list.

Let all your worries, cares, and worldly possessions flow away from your body… and into a rental truck parked outside...

An excerpt from Section 38.28.1 of the Limo Driver's Handbook about how to deal with a bachelorette that turns into a jewel heist.

Be there gold? Nay. Be there jewels? Nay. Be there the 2-3 years of experience required of ye to land an entry-level buccaneering position? Aye.

Try investing some of your funds in a planet that isn’t being pushed to the brink of environmental catastrophe.

I low-balled a museum in Plymouth into selling me wax statues of sick Pilgrims from their “passengers who didn’t survive the Mayflower” exhibit.

Your years of unemployment in your home country put you at a distinct disadvantage. And we can find no official immigrant category of “prince.”