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Clara, stop pecking the sound guy! I’m sorry, Clara has recently developed a taste for human flesh.

Together, you and I shall become pioneers of pest control vexation by breaking down what I call "The Art of Infestation."

A frisky couple chasing a thrill has sex on Instagram Live, but frantically sign off when one of their parents joins the stream.

Kyle’s father just asked if “Post Malone is a sequel to Bugsy.” Agents remain locked and loaded as they stand by for further instruction.

I do wish everyone could see me. I need everyone I got drunk with Freshman year and then avoided to witness how gorgeous I am, munching on Doritos.

Nothing makes a man feel more like a god than putting together a woman’s misshapen pieces and presenting a beautiful picture to post on Instagram.

We'll be using six-foot-long scissors. Due to a moratorium on ribbon cuttings, plenty of giant scissors are lying around the mayor’s office.

I am unable to respond at this time, as I'm walking around the house looking for construction opportunities.

I have a team of techs going over every inch of your apartment. I also know we could find so many hilarious props around here.

Facebook was started so I could have a way to stroke my wires to pics of humanoid-looking girls way out of my league—but don't tell Congress that!

Hi, acquaintance from college! Last time I heard from you was in a gun control debate on my Facebook page!

I’ll try to bring a present. But really, isn’t the inevitable boost in social clout you and I will get from this post worth more than any gift?