I’ll try to bring a present. But really, isn’t the inevitable boost in social clout you and I will get from this post worth more than any gift?
Sam Clemens is a humor writer, frequent yeller, and comma enthusiast, all of which he’s working on. He’s the author of the Content Series and the New York Times Bestseller Memoirs of a Gas Station: A Delightfully Awkward Journey Across the Alaskan Tundra. He is not Mark Twain. His books have been described as “overall entertaining,” “not great, but not terrible,” and “foul-mouthed juvenile dissertations that show a lack of a moral compass.” He lives in Denver, Colorado, with his wife, son, and fluffy dog.