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I’m the worst, aren’t I? I was so adamant it was, like, the only thing I wanted for Christmas.

What’s the point of listening to obscure music if no one knows your doing it?

I know, it’s fucked up. And I do not envy whoever has to go toe-to-toe with that buffalo of a man.

When people told me they thought this song was about sexual relations, this corn-shuckin’ country boy was shocked.

Bruce: With this very unpleasin' sneezin' and wheezin, she’s revved up like a deuce. Me: Layman’s terms? Bruce: It’s totaled.

"Fearless" -- You see the glass as half-full, not half-empty. That includes the glass of tea which you brought to Lady Ashby the day she died.

I just happen to like the smooth sound of “Michael Jordackson.” It’s got a nice ring to it.

Choose a ringtone that’s right for you, your lifestyle, and your tolerance for the incessant cacophony of crickets inside your head jar.

Leadeth these people past the still waters and into a heavenly double-time breakdown. Let the angels proclaim the glory of that sick beat.

I Got You Babe (And By “You” I Mean Rude Comments on Your TikTok)

Ah, the thrill of the entertainment industry, of which I am now a part as of several hours ago.

Statement: Miles Davis’ career led to the discovery of acoustic soft-beach rocker Jack Johnson. Ruling: Myth. Again, no.