Hello, I’m Lord Byron Castleface, of the Castleface Castlefaces
Now now, no need to be polite or offer to kiss my golden socks at all. I don’t like sycophants.
Comedy Writing
If You Want the Marching Band to Get Off the Field, You’re Gonna Have to Fight the Tuba Player
I know, it’s fucked up. And I do not envy whoever has to go toe-to-toe with that buffalo of a man.
If This Van’s a Rockin’, Then Don’t Come a Bothering Me While I Try to Fuck This Van
I’m a lover, but that doesn't mean I don’t have boundaries. So I set in place this one simple rule to make sure no one is allowed to disturb me.