Hello, I’m Lord Byron Castleface, of the Castleface Castlefaces
Now now, no need to be polite or offer to kiss my golden socks at all. I don’t like sycophants.
James is a menace to society and not to be trusted. He also writes for The Hard Times, JumpKick, End of the Bench, and anyone else who is willing to buy him a sandwich.
Now now, no need to be polite or offer to kiss my golden socks at all. I don’t like sycophants.
I know, it’s fucked up. And I do not envy whoever has to go toe-to-toe with that buffalo of a man.
I’m a lover, but that doesn't mean I don’t have boundaries. So I set in place this one simple rule to make sure no one is allowed to disturb me.